21 March 2010

No banana for you.


This tattoo is well done, and I do appreciate the evolutionary implication, but consider this:
that monkey will be staring intently, unblinking eyes and all, at anyone that man would ever, um, grace with oral pleasures. Picture THAT between your legs.

Verdict: not fuckable.

1 comment:

  1. Ahhhh! So true. I think I'm going to have night-terrors. I need Jacob to give me a dreamcatcher, stat.

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