I'm going to out myself right now as a Star Wars nerd. When I say I really liked Star Wars as a kid, I don't mean I watched the movies a lot and had a lot of early fantasies about Han Solo where I was Carrie Fisher in late Return of the Jedi at her most ass-kicking-ist. I did all those things, but I also wrote an entire musical play with one of my friends based on the Star Wars movies (spoiler: I think we made fun of Luke for being whiny a lot). When we couldn't get any of the neighborhood kids to perform it (true story) I fucking storyboarded that shit (also true, just more embarrassing). I think the colored pencil drawings are still somewhere in my house. I also really liked the books based on the entire the Star Wars trilogy, so much so that in college, post-graduation, a bunch of us formed an ill-fated Star Wars book club for the summer and even though the book club never really took off, I still reread a bunch of them. They are still awesome, folks. They are full of over-exposition and awkwardness! Basically, Star Wars, like Jesus, is magic.
I'm guessing you can all see where I'm going, and that's "totes fuckable" territory.
Verdict: um yes, I would like to marry you, plz and thank you
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