
Let's play a game! It's called finish his to do list! Here are some options to help you get started:
Things he will probably be able to eventually cross off his list someday, if not immediately:
- Look like a tool
- Reappropriate a phrase from the armed services, circa Vietnam
- Be really embarrassed about this tattoo in 15 years
- Get lame tattoo
- Write on arm like a 13-year-old girl who forgot her trapper keeper but REALLY has to remember Johnny with the swoop at the mall's phone number
- Rock the shocker, further looking like a fool who deserves to be tasered
- Get ready for the white trash-themed party
Things to leave on, undone:
- Be original
- Go to a tattoo artist who knows what they're doing
- Understand what lined notepaper looks like
I think you can see where I'm going with this.
Verdict: not fuckable
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