28 April 2010

do not do me


Let's play a game! It's called finish his to do list! Here are some options to help you get started:

Things he will probably be able to eventually cross off his list someday, if not immediately:
  • Look like a tool
  • Reappropriate a phrase from the armed services, circa Vietnam
  • Be really embarrassed about this tattoo in 15 years
  • Get lame tattoo
  • Write on arm like a 13-year-old girl who forgot her trapper keeper but REALLY has to remember Johnny with the swoop at the mall's phone number
  • Rock the shocker, further looking like a fool who deserves to be tasered
  • Get ready for the white trash-themed party

Things to leave on, undone:
  • Be original
  • Go to a tattoo artist who knows what they're doing
  • Understand what lined notepaper looks like

I think you can see where I'm going with this.

Verdict: not fuckable

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