26 January 2010

You're Too Old For This Shit


What we have here is a prime example of someone who didn't think about what their semi-ironic tattoos would say about them when they turned 42. Let me tell you: they say, "hi, I'm probably an asshole, and not in a 'take your clothes off for me so I can devour you' kind of way. Also, I fuck anything that moves. I'm not too particular. Fuck me please I haven't gotten laid in 3 years."

Verdict: not fuckable

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