emotionally overcompensating

Well, Brenda definitely knows that you either love her or you're super crazy and do spontaneous, stupid things to your back with ink. Spontaneous, stupid things. Wow. Brenda. You are such a lucky girl. Bonus: if you ever forget your name, all you have to do is turn this guy over.

Verdict: not fuckable

diddle a fiddle. make your own inappropriate pun.

I'm not saying I'd go gay for it, but yeah, I think that's playable. Creative, unique, and it shows a sense of her own body and how best to accessorize and accentuate it. Kudos.



Verdict: totes fucakble

Cullen back

Much like this, the tattoo that spawned/necessitated this blog, this is horrific and it must be judged. I hope that like Stephen Baldwin's Miley Cyrus tattoo, this involved a 14-year-old girl anda lack of satisfaction on the part of the tattooed. In any case, YIKES. Somewhere a little pubescent girl is crying because you stole her tattoo. You asshole.

Verdict: not fuckable.

ugh.

Things I like about this tattoo:

• camels are super cute (when they aren't spitting on you)
• self-awareness is pretty great
• colors! they're sort of nice and stuff

Things that are not great about this tattoo:

• Whoops: camel toe. You have it ON YOUR BODY.

Please be aware: camel toe is gross. Cut it the fuck out.


Verdict: not fuckable

sometimes the description of the tattoo makes the tattoo

The owner of this tattoo claims it of a dog getting a divorce. Does this look like a dog getting a divorce to me? Um, no, not really. On the other hand, I'm not really sure what a dog getting a divorce looks like (spoiler: I have not met any dogs in the process of getting a divorce so I'm not really 100 % sure what a visual representation of one would be like or need to include to be an accurate visual representation). In any case, it almost doesn't matter. I don't know why they felt it necessary to get one tattooed on their arm, but whatever - it's ridiculous, odd, unique, and sort of awesome. It has a suitcase! I'm into it. Maybe it is just a dog taking a vacation? I don't care - a dog taking a vacation would be awesome.

Verdict: totes fuckable

somone put a ring pop on it

Fact: if you were born in the 80's, you probably love ring pops and have warm, fuzzy memories about eating them in your childhood. I was born in the 80's. Thinking about ring pops makes me nostalgic for those plastic rings you slide the side of your over-sized T-shirt through. Also, neon and My Little Ponies. That shit was magical.

Verdict: totes fuckable. That shit is marriage material.

Life is Pain...

... and so is unintentionally causing your own celibacy.

Seriously, dude, the bruised dripping gash thing? Not so hot. Hope you can learn to enjoy servicing yourself for the rest of your life.

Verdict: NOT FUCKABLE.

Things I'm not into:

• bugs
• people trying to make 3-D happen

Verdict: not fuckable