Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

Sorry guys. I know this is SUPER NSFW (joking: I am not very sorry. Hope it doesn't scar you!)

This tattoo has me a little torn. On the one hand, [mostly] anatomically correct genitalia! That is super great. On the other hand, if the dick on his right foot doesn't know how to take no for an answer, how the hell will his actual dick?

In the end, 'Schrödinger’s Rapist' syndrome always wins.

Verdict: not fuckable.

Numbers and Symbols and Letters - Oh My

I don't know what any of this means. I took Physics my freshmen year of college and didn't understand physics then. I didn't retain anything I sort of learned. I haven't thought about physics at all since then, either, with the exception of making jokes about friction, momentum, and kinetic energy.

Anyway, I am enthralled by this tattoo, probably because I don't understand it. I don't really care what it means, it is just sort of fantastic. I feel smarter just thinking about how little I understand it. I'm coming down on the favorable side of whatever is going on here.



Verdict: totes fuckable

Cool like Ice Ice Baby

Really? Then so is sucking dicks. Oral is a two way street sir. I hope no one ever blows you again, unless this tattoo is ironic, in which case I hope you never get your dick sucked again. Ugh.

Verdict: not fuckable