(201): She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.

Thanks, Texts From Last Night, but I think I need to see the tattoo before I can agree or disagree with that statement.

a couple too many

Dude. Pick one, for the love of god (or maybe not for his love since you're probably not into that). Here at Stamp Tramps, we are all about vices and vaguely self-destructive behavior, but here's the thing: all 7 deadly sins is an awful lot of 7 deadly sins. If you were a little more focused, maybe we'd be more into your backside. As is, you seem a little conflicted. On the one hand, you're into sex (LUST!) - SO ARE WE! Soulmates? On the other hand, you are lazy (SLOTH). You know what's worse than no sex at all? Lazy sex.

Verdict: not fuckable

In the distant future...

Dude, how much time do you have on your hands? I think you have too much time and you could use a hobby. You seem to like sci-fi and sleek, reptilian things. Great. Have you considered comic books or writing Battlestar Galatica fanfic?

PS Seriously, you put skullz on that?

Verdict: not fuckable